^-^ Title: If you die, we’ll kill you. Anyway, without further ado, let’s dive into “The Worst Hetalia Fanfiction Ever”. England made sure to protect the baby, but after America effortlessly lifted a bison, England started to think America didn't need such protection. Happy Birthday! It was a horrible thing and I really don't want to upset anyone c: It started off as a normal Tuesday morning. He shrugs. England's greeting had him cursing in his mother tongue before he turned to face the clearly sad America and smirking England. How To Annoy The Hetalia Characters! England shrugged. He went down to his basement to put a curse upon that stupid American. "You stupid frog-eater." Author: ButtLordLunaPower Main Characters: America, England, France, Canada, Spain Summary/Excerpt: Everything was moving so slowly, it was loud, and as semi-conscious as Alfred had been, he made out the IV shoved in his hand as well as the constant yelling it seemed dependent. An America/Japan collection. Thank you for submitting this fanfic, everyonehatesaphromano! yelled America hugging onto England's lags. "Iggy I thought you loved me!" Canada walked out to America and England ." “Stop that at once !” But the instant England interceded, America went slack, panting, and seemed to completely shut down. They both are currently close friends. —————— England sat near America, longing for his brothers hard cock again. "And who won?" Google’s solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. England yelled at them, even Russia got so suprised that he stopped his childish smile. kolkolkolkolkolkolkol Our story starts out with America making fun of England and England has had enough. I am not responsible for anything which happens to you should you do these things, this includes starting ww3, being deported and banned from said country or being kicked out of the World Meetings/Hetalia High. Asked France cockily. We kissed." He continues to yell that England used to be a punk instead of prim, while America wonders if it's true. $1'That stupid American will never know what happened.' England mumbled. 1 "I'm sure you'll agree with me that America's a complete idiot because of his choices. England lunged forward and grabbed America by the wrist, seized his hand away so hard he nearly pulled him off the couch. YOU ARE READING. Fanfiction. T-T and I thought it was going well)) "Alright dudes!" Canada still smile ing sat down on a chair and looked at America . " Terrible opening line and mentally scarring imagery? England looked very confused. and America almost got so scared, that he fell. "If you touch her I'll kill you!!" Its under GuardiansLight, but I will try to put all the chapters on here. He just didn’t think the solution would be so literal. France attempted to win America over with food, something France was way better at making than England. Arthur Kirkland’s too busy to start a relationship. A startled France orders for the "ex-delinquent" to shut up, and repeats that he's a delinquent and that he'd never yield to him. America be nice you are 13 act like it"England tried not to yell. In it, China is annoyed at America and England for not paying off their opium debt towards him. This subpage is for Crossovers or Fusion Fics between Hetalia Axis Powers and other series.. You can add to the current recommendations if you want; please do remember that you need to use the template found here and sign your rec for it to stay on the page. America stood up. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings; America/England (Hetalia) America (Hetalia) England (Hetalia) Canada (Hetalia) Alternate Universe - 1960s England pouted as France smirked. I've put USUK in the summary because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have some good old America/England in this story (and if you've clicked on this then you like or tolerate that pairing, so that's good ^^). "Why did you choose here?!" "Chill dude, I need a place to crash for the night," he says, waving his hand dismissively. When America was just a baby, England and France fought over who got to be his older brother. How I raised him has nothing to do with it right?" + "You don't deserve her love! However, America chose England after seeing him crying. Become one with Mother Russia, da? The fanfic recommendations page for Hetalia: Axis Powers grew so long that we had to split it into subpages. he roars. Main character(s): England, America, Canada, France (appearances from Japan, Prussia, and Spain) Summary: AU. After America left, England was at the end of his rope, so to speak so what did he do? #hetalia #aph #axis powers hetalia #fanfic #fanfiction #eating disorder #aph america #aph: america #alfred f. jones #aph england #aph: england #arthur kirkland America made the cake. ! Tags. There, now you've outdone England! "Anyways we were talking and we ended up arguing about who was the better kisser. and point at Canada. England yells, pointing at America. America shouts at England. This subpage is for Shipping fics focused on the romantic relationships among the cast.. You can add to the current recommendations if you want; please do remember that you need to use the template found here and sign your rec for it to stay on the page. Enjoy! America yelled over the loud conversations as the meeting started. Yes; Yes; Death. Check! cried America . No one will see him, but will feel his presence, so they'll all get creeped out. America and England have a quite complicated relationship due to mainly from the American Revolution timeline. "how about the two of you stop arguing, like little kids go outside if you want to interrupt this meeting" he took a sip of his tea. Based on Hogwarts Rules. This was inspired by pictures of Chibi Russia. England said his tone indicating that China would actually agree with him. The fanfic recommendations page for Hetalia Axis Powers grew so long that we had to split it into subpages. ITS PURE BS! Progress/length: Complete/78,262 words Well, better America than England, right? England growls and glares at America. In his childhood, America … AUs, M rated fics, oneshots, and the like are all welcome. Yell, "GHOST!" ^^ ((NOTE: I NEED TO REDO ALL OF THIS! So this is an older fanfic I wrote late at night about my favorite Hetalia character, America -w-Warning: It's about 9-11, so please, if that topic triggers you or something, don't keep reading. They all sat down and as usual, America was being an idiot. France sat near England wondering how he could rape him tonight. This is an Axis Powers Hetalia fanfiction by Beatrice The Golden and Klei. England stares at him, open mouthed. From enemies to best buds, this community is dedicated to fanfics of the adorable odd couple of Hetalia. 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